Garbage Bag pokemon? Okay… What’s next?
Couples days ago, all of new generation Pokemon leaked in the internet and most of fans searched for it. There are 155 new Pokemon.
For me, A Pokemon Freak, I just can say, “What a garbage!”
Why? Hmmm… Okay. Let me show you one by one why I don’t really like this new generation of Pokemon:
#1 Tsutarja Evolution Line
The evolution line is just… make NONSENSE. The final evolution doesn’t have any foot and hands. WHAT A JOKE! What happen to its foot and hands? Did Tustarja break it so the doctor must cut it? Who knows!
#2 Fire Starter Did It Again!
For the trice, the fire starter is a fire type and fight type Pokemon. WE HAVE TORCHIC and CHIMCAR. Please stop make other “same” Pokemon. So, please enough with FIRE-FIGHT TYPE!!!
#3 Clown, Hero, Swampert?
Look at the water starter, Mijumaru. Mijumaru just like a clown! But, its look is pretty cool when it evolves to Futachimaru. But, the last evolution ruins everything!!! SWAMPERT WITH HORN! Oh God… It is so unoriginal!
#4 Lady Gaga on Pokemon?
Look at Hiyakey. It just like ….. It is so GAGA!
#5 More Slowpoke Pokemon But Worse
That Pig, Munna, evolves to Musharna. Why Musharna always sleep? Is it too lazy to wake up? Is it lazier than Slowpoke? USELESS! And its looks is so UGLY!
#6 Metagross Copycat.
Dangoro, Gantoru, Gigaiasu. All of them are bad. Metagross family is better.
#7 Chansey Sister?
Tabunne… Are you Chansey sister or maybe Cleafairy sister? Or maybe you just a wannabe of them.
#8 You are a fighter but a cheater
Dokkorar and its evolution line are completely a cheater. Are you fighting with wood, iron, and two big stones? Are you trying to cheat in the battlefield? Machamp is the best among you!
#9 Poliwag Goes Ugly.
Otamaro and its evolution line are just like fucking frog with ugly things on its body.
Nageki and Dageki, you guys are not whet Pokemon looks like at all. JUST LIKE HUMAN!
#11 Zuru what?
Zuruggu and Zuruzukin… What are you? Are you a Pokemon or Fakemon?
#12 Another Unown. But with wings.
Shinporah… Unown is more simple than you and it is better than you. Case closed.
#13 Desumasu Pre-Evo
Desumasu, you are trash. Desukan is 100% better than you. How can you evolve to Deathkan?
#14 THE WORST OF EM. TRASH BAG POKEMON.
You are trash. You are junks. You are shit. Case closed.
#15 Ice Cream?
From tiny ice cream, to one scoop ice cream, and the last…. two scopes ice cream with a straw on its head. Haha. FUNNY!
#16 Bug to Steel
Kapurumo… Evolves to Shubarugo. Hmm… Where you get that outfit? Did you steel it from Hogwarts?
#17 I’m not a Pokeball, Not Yet A Mushroom (This sub-title make me wanna listen to Britney’s song)
Tamagetake is like WTF. Morobareru is just like Mankey but in mushroom form. SUCK! I hope Brok will cook you!
#18 Luvdisk Step-Mother?
Momanboh looks like Luvdisk right? But it is not Luvdisk evo. It can be Luvdisk step-mother or somewhat like that? Hmm…
#19 Pineco (Again)?
Tesshiido is completely a copy of Pineco. And its evolution, Nuttre, is an UFO but has torn and grasses around its body.
#20 How poor are you?
Gear evolves to Gear (but with big Gear behind it) and evolves again to Gear (but with a ring below it). Everytime you evolve, You just like add a new gear to your body, right? Just like Magnemite. but Magnemite is better!
#21 Sperm Pokemon?
Shibishirasu is just like sperm. Case closed!
#22 Non-Legend But Regi?
Riguree and Oobemu just like another Regis in this generation. But, worse than the original Regis. And they are not a legend. what a waste!
#23 Runny-nose Pokemon?
Don’t you have any tissue Kumashun?
#24 Glalie wannabe?
Freezio is completely a Glalie wannabe.
Chobomaki and Agirudaa. What kind of Pokemon are you? I don’t get it.
Maggyo is Hitmonlee’s head on fish form. Look at Maggyo’s face: UGLY!
#27 Worst Dragon Ever!
Kurimugan is the worst dragon I ever seen in Pokemon.
#28 YOU ARE NOT A POKEMON
Gobitto and Goruggo. You are a robot. But you are ground type and ghost type Pokemon. WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE POKEMON WORLD? (What kind of designer that design this FAKEMON?)
Komatana and Kirikizan are just like guardian from Lord of The Ring
#30 Tauros, but Afro.
Buffuron is just like Tauros. Buffalon supposes to be Tauros’s boyfriend wannabe I think.
#31 Don’t look at me. PLEASE!
I can’t comment on this Pokemon (Kuitaran). UGLY!
#32 Ant but hard
Aianto is an ant but his body covered by steel. Cool. But, I don’t like it.
#33 Fighting Trio
Kobaruon, Terakion, Birijion just like Suicune, Raikou, and Entei wannabe. Birijion just like Shaymin’s mama. Terakion has Grandbull face and Donphan/Rhyhorn body! Kobaruon is the worst among the other.
#34 Another Legendary trio. Just different color.
Torunerosu, Borutorosu, and Randorosu… I want to ask you a question. WHO COPY WHO?
#35 Dialga but Hunachback
Kyuremu… Are you Dialga grandma/grandpa? You don’t have a great body at all.
#36 My pony!
Oh what a cute little pony. But, why do you love to fight? Ughh! I don’t like it. And you live in the water? DISGUSTING!
#37 Lady Gaga Is Legendary
Meloia, you remind me with Lady Gaga.
#38 DEOXYS has a pet
And Its name is Genosect. Oughh! what kind of Pokemon are you? I HATE IT!!!
Most of them are the worst Pokemon that I’ve ever seen.
Bow to Generation I, II, III, and IV.
P.S.: I’m a Pokemon lover (and of course Lady Gaga little monster : ) ) but this generation ruins my life
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